Getting It From the Sister-in-law Stripper

in that little shop and goo goo out over at all times,

so I finally went down there and just bought it.

I like it, it was expensive though.

You will never guess how much I paid for that.

You know exactly how much you paid for that.

We looked at it several times.

Yeah, yeah, I know y'all like that a lot.

Well I tell you what.

You're my brother-in-law, that might be awkward.

I'm your brother-in-law, but I'm not gay.

Why, I mean I'm gay, I'm married to my sister,

but I don't know if she would want that.

Well let's don't tell her.

Look, a bet's a bet.

But what if she just comes in

and I'm in the middle of a striptease dance

and she'll be all pissed off at me?

You're gonna take responsibility, right?

I guess we'll just have to see how that works out.

She walks in, you gotta give me that $100

'cause you're paying me to do this.

That's the only reason I'm doing it.

She walks in because--

No, the only reason you're doing it

is 'cause you lost the bet.

But we gotta tell her that.

Oh, yeah, I'm with you.

You're paying me for it, okay.

Yeah, that's what we'll tell her.

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